The Panda, the Cat and the Dreadful Teddy

A Parody

The Panda, the Cat and the Dreadful Teddy
Paul Magrs
Our Price:
NZ$ 22.99
Hardback
h181 x 134mm - 144pg
30 Sep 2021 UK
International import eta 7-19 days
9780008491154
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The surely soon-to-be million-copy bestselling sort-of inspirational parody. . Enter the world of me, Panda, plus my sometime-friends Cat and Teddy. You will find us living our best lives, trying (and occasionally succeeding) to be kind to each other. The cat is quite nice but can be a little bit selfish. Teddy can come across as very nice, with his squeaky voice and looking so tiny and helpless. But I must warn you, Teddy can be a vicious little backstabber, actually. This is a book of nice illustrations and some words from which you will likely gain some sort of inspiration. Like: ' Just because you' re struggling, it doesn' t mean you' re failing. . . But it might do. ' ' Nothing beats kindness,' said the cat. ' Gin does' , said Panda. ' If you don' t stop saying inspirational things to me, I' m going to punch you up the hooter. ' ' You OK, hun? ' asked Panda, but he was just taking the piss. ' We' re just so, so lucky to have each other as friends, and it' s going to make a marvellous book. '
' I laughed my b*llocks off. ' - Dave Myers from the Hairy Bikers' Very funny. . . Catches the mood of the times. ' - Steven Moffat, writer and producer of TV' s Sherlock and Doctor Who. ' I love it. Genuinely. . . Really appeals to my warped sense of humour. ' - Gary Andrews, author of Finding Joy' I' ve fallen in love with the irascible, sweary Panda. Superbly drawn and acutely observed. I see tee-shirts ahead. I want the one that says, "F*ck off, I' m reading". ' - Carole Matthews, author of A Minor Indiscretion and A Cottage by the Sea' If ever there was a time when we needed this book - it' s now. I can' t tell you how much I LOVED it. I' m buying it for EVERYONE! It' s beyond brilliant. It' s going to be a massive hit. ' - Milly Johnson, author of The Teashop on the Corner' Paul' s panda makes me smile every single day. I love him. ' Jenny Colgan, author of Meet Me at the Cupcake Cafe
Paul Magrs is a novelist (STRANGE BOY; CONJUGAL RITES), radio dramatist and Doctor Who writer.

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