Klopp Actually

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A hilarious diary of married life with the sensible, no-nonsense man of all our dreams: Jurgen Klopp, from critically-acclaimed comedian and Twitter sensation Laura Lexx. Inspired by the viral tweet:' If I ever met Jurgen Klopp I' d say "omg if we have a baby we should call it Klipp" just so he' d raise an eyebrow at me and tell me I' m a moron and I' d be so naked by the time he' d finished doing that. . . ' In these uncertain times we all need a coping mechanism. And Laura Lexx has found the obvious one - imagining life married to the sensible, no-nonsense man of our dreams, Jurgen Klopp. She thinks maybe he has something to do with football? More importantly, he definitely knows how to efficiently stack a dishwasher and would tell you honestly if you were being unreasonable about a colleague. From job interviews to furniture shopping in IKEA to making a birthday cake for their daughter, Klipp, Klopp Actuallyis a hilarious, warm and deeply silly diary of life with everyone' s favourite baseball-cap-wearing, bespectacled German football manager. ' I shiver, my skin breaking out into tiny goosebumps. "Are you cold? " He whispers, his lips brushing my ear, making the fine hairs ripple. "A little. " I grin, pressing against his thigh. He runs a hand down the curve of my spine. . . "You should put a jumper on. "' ' I' d LOVE to read a whole book of Laura' s funny, clever, sweet imagination . . . it made me laugh a huge amount!' Marian Keyes' Laura is so funny and I can' t wait to read this book and I hope it isn' t awkward when I *actually* marry Jurgen Klopp' Sara Pascoe' It' s rare to find brilliant new talent, rarer still to discover it on twitter but Laura' s thread on Klopp was my highlight of the year. I cannot wait to see what she does in book form. I shall devour it. A great shining comedic talent' Emma Kennedy(P)2020 Hodder & Stoughton Limited