Chocolate Lizards

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When a Harvard-educated aspiring actor loses all of his cash during a bus-ride poker game, he finds himself stranded in Abilene, Texas, broke and desperate. Enter Merle Luskey, a hard-drinkin' , toughtalkin' , oil-drillin' , woman-lovin' wild-catter who just happens to have a job opening. About to lose his oil rigs and his ranch to the bank, Merle has a proposition for his new friend: he needs a ' rat killer' , someone smart enough to help him outwit the bank, the sheriff, and a rival drilling company in a frantic race to hit pay dirt before the foreclosure goes through. In the end, good old Texan gumption wins out, but regardless, Chocolate Lizards is a helluva ride. ' Thomson hooks you like a novice trout in a paddling pool. . . and he doesn' t let go' - Times' A hymn to West Texas and its plain talkin' redneck ways' - Time Out' Chocolate Lizards is an extravagant and very entertaining example of West Texas oil-field gothic. It' s as if the Castle of Otranto had been moved to Abilene, Texas, and peopled with refugees from Monty Python' - Larry McMurtry' Driving through West Texas, you' d swear the pump-jacks grow right out of the ground. They are as much a part of the scenery as shinnery brush. Drillers and roughnecks live by their own set of rules - a breed apart. Cole Thompson has written a great book and I think he captured it all, even the insanity' - Waylon Jennings' Definitely one for all the line dancers out there. Yeehaw!' - The List' Affable and fun: Thompson' s portrayal of an innocent gone (very) far abroad proves irresistibly readable' - Kirkus