Don't Say Poop!

Don't Say Poop!
Fred Blunt, Jimmy Matejek-Morris
RRP:
NZ$ 22.99
Our Price:
NZ$ 18.39
Hardback
h203 x 178mm - 32pg
28 Jun 2021 US
International import eta 7-19 days
9780358423331
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Everyone Poops meets The Book with No Pictures in this irresistibly naughty read-aloud. When you get the urge to say you-know-what, don' t. DON' T SAY POOP! Why say a vile word like poop when you could say humdrum bum crumbs, float-or-sinker, major stinker, sometimes mushy from your tushy, or smelly belly funky jelly. See how much nicer that is? This silly book of tongue twisters will have kids doubled over as they learn some alternatives to their favourite potty words. Perfect for reading aloud, and for reading again and again! AGES: 4 to 7 AUTHOR: Jimmy Matejek-Morris is a Young Adult and Middle Grade author and screenwriter. His pieces often explore the boundary between fantasy and reality, complex family dynamics, and LGBTQ inclusivity. Jimmy has a BA in Film Studies and English from Cornell University and an MFA in Writing for Children from Simmons College. He lives in Cambridge, Massachusetts, with his husband, Scott, and very well-dressed dog, Rudy. Humour has always been top of Fred Blunt' s list when it comes to drawing. Right from those early (rather unflattering) portraits of teachers, he knew he wanted to entertain with his work. Now writing and illustrating his own, very silly picture books Fred couldn' t be happier. He lives in Wiltshire, with his wife, two children and their retired Greyhound, Olive.
"Chaotically comic. . . remind[s] readers that bathroom humor and its ilk can be good clean fun. "--Publishers Weekly "A cumulative barrage of words that readers will be hard-pressed to say without dissolving into giggles. "--Kirkus Reviews
Jimmy Matejek-Morris is an author and screenwriter. He lives in Cambridge, Massachusetts. Twitter/Instagram @jmatejekmorris Fred Blunt is the author-illustrator of Santa Claus vs. the Easter Bunny and the illustrator of Belly Laughs: 150 Rib-tickling Food Jokes. He lives in Wiltshire, UK. fredbluntillustration. com Instagram @fredblunt

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